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Govern the Model, Not Only the Data: Storage, Circulation, and Learning in Creative AI
Federated learning is just decentralized extraction with better PR.
Does high / long term inference damages GPUs?
POV: You're treating your 4090 like a digital coal mine and starting to sweat.
Artificial Intelligence for Energy Optimization in Data Centers
Your 'AI-optimized' green data center might just be a spreadsheet hallucination.
Architecting memory and storage in the AI era
Your model is only as fast as its memory bottleneck.
Are HMMs still used for unsupervised tasks? [D]
Grandpa's Hidden Markov Models are still holding the line against the deep learning wave.
Gpt 5,6,7: Does it even matter? The (ghost) productivity question. [D]
LLMs have high IQ but low GDP vibes right now.
When it comes to future AI oversight it’s shaping up as Hassabis vs Zuckerberg & Sacks. Are both approaches flawed or we need a better solution?
Pick your fighter: Demis 'Safety First' Hassabis vs. Zuck 'Release the Kraken' Meta.
Bernie Sanders proposes to ban AI
Bernie wants to give your GPU 20 to life.
Protecting Engineers' Skills in the AI Era
POV: you're trying to figure out if you're a software engineer or just a prompter with a mortgage.
FUSE: An Evaluating Framework for Dangerous Capabilities of LLMs
New 'red team' checklist just dropped so your LLM doesn't accidentally cook up a bio-weapon.
Sanders introduces bill to ban artificial superintelligence and pause AI
I am once again asking you to stop building the God-machine.
Terence Tao wants some mathematical problems kept off limits to AI solvers
The world's smartest man wants to keep AI out of the 'uncontaminated' math sandbox.
Can GPT-6 Astra Pass The Demis Hassabis Benchmark For AGI?
Basically asking a toddler to reinvent E=mc² to prove it's not just a fancy search engine.
KV cache might be a bigger problem for local models than parameter count
Your model fits in VRAM until it actually starts talking.
Mamdani announces ban on AI for young students in NYC public schools
Back to the stone age: New York moves to treat LLMs like contraband for kids.
Meta-ethics and AI: exploring the novel meta-ethical questions in the era of AI
bro what if the robot's vibe check is objectively different from ours?
May We Take A Moment?
Goalposts moving so fast they're breaking the sound barrier.
See no way out of this future
From pitchforks to pixelated doom: the robot army is the final boss of feudalism 2.0.
Human-AI Co-Interpretation for Responsible AI: A Hermeneutic Perspective
When the LLM hallucinates a vibe and calls it a 'legal interpretation.'
Mamdani Bans AI in NYC Schools
Back to the stone age: New York thinks blocking URLs will stop the future.
The Post-AI Internet Doesn't Look Great
The Dead Internet Theory is no longer a theory, it's a roadmap.
Authority Bias in Conversational Search Engines for Academic Paper Recommendation
LLMs are just as much of a prestige-whore as your local Ivy League recruiter.
We’re ‘dangerously close’ to dead internet theory, says Pangram’s CEO
Your favorite subreddit is just three bots in a trench coat now.
LLM-Driven Autonomous Vehicles Inherit Human Driver Biases in Pedestrian Yielding: Results and Implications From A New Benchmark
Your self-driving car just failed the implicit association test.
AI Morbidity and Mortality: A Framework for Clinical AI Failure Review
Doctors now need an autopsy for when the algorithm accidentally kills you.
Quoting Tarn Adams
Local Dwarf Dad screams at cloud because 'AI' is now a marketing slur.
Why China Loves A.I.
Efficiency at scale or just a very fast way to check homework? You decide.
RegDivergence-101: An LLM Benchmark for Cross-Jurisdiction Regulatory Contradiction Detection in Life Sciences
LLMs vs. the infinite bureaucratic maze of the FDA and EMA.
Jensen Huang, Demis Hassabis, Elon Musk, Sam Altman and others will participate in a G20 Technology meeting in North Carolina, the goal is to get them to sign on to a commitment to "light-touch AI regulation"
The 'Avengers: Endgame' of AI regulation, but everyone is fighting over who gets the gauntlet.
Statutory AI: Aligning Large Language Models With Legal Norms
Lawyers 🤝 LLMs: finally, a way to make AI as bureaucratic as a court hearing.
At TechBBQ, Europe’s AI conversations kept coming back to: Who’s actually in control?
EU founders are currently trapped in a vibe-check between innovation and existential dread.
OpenAI supports California’s bill to advance youth AI safety
Sam Altman would like to see your ID, please.
The US is building barriers around drones and robots, but China has scale to get around them
Building walls around hardware just makes the neighbors' scale bigger.
Instagram cracks down on AI accounts pretending to be human
Meta enters the uncanny valley police force to save us from synthetic thirst traps.
ChatGPT to face tougher regulation in the EU
EU to OpenAI: You're too big to fail, but just big enough to fine.
New York Governor Kathy Hochul thinks AI should be ‘less evil’
Local politician discovers the secret to AI safety: just tell it to be 'less evil.'
Counterfactual Bias Testing for Application Tracking System
Infinite fake resumes to catch your AI recruiter being a bigot.
AI agents in Algorithmic Electricity Markets: On the Emergence of Tacit Collusion
Your smart grid agents are basically forming a cartel behind your back.
This excerpt is where current systems are heading
Fan fiction or prophecy? The internet is LARPing the 2027 singularity again.
Debian votes to allow "responsible use of generative AI"
The most conservative OS in the world just gave AI a hall pass.
How important is having an internship to get a good job for ML PhD in USA? [D]
PhD grinding 5 CVPR papers just to get blocked by a CPT bureaucracy wall.
Style as a Confound: False Positives in AI Detection of Non-Native Academic Writing
POV: you're failing class because your grammar is too 'efficient' for the detector.
Five Primitives for Governing Autonomous AI Agents at Runtime
Finally, a way to put a leash on your agent without bricking the LLM.
I'm really afraid about the Hugging Face hack and I'd like some reassurance.
Your 401k is safe, even if the model weights aren't.
Canaries in the Coal Mine? Six Facts about the Recent Employment Effects of Artificial Intelligence - Stanford Digital Economy Lab
The robots aren't coming for your job; they're already interviewing for it.
The Reasoning Tax: Token Economics of LLM Reasoning Across Task Types and Deployment Contexts
POV: You realize your 'Chain of Thought' is just an expensive way to hallucinate faster.
WTF is a World Model? [D]
POV: you're realizing 'world model' is just 'video generator' in a trench coat (mostly).
OpenAI, Google join dozens of tech companies to call for urgent action against AI-powered threats | The companies stress in a letter that there is a “limited window” to prepare for AI-enabled cyberattacks before critical infrastructure is impacted.
Big Tech begs for regulation before the silicon-powered hackers break the world.
Could a model one day align its stronger successors?
The AI version of 'can God make a rock so heavy He can't lift it?'
Is Your Neighborhood Safe? Place-based Stigma in Large Language Models' Urban Safety Judgments
LLMs think latitude is just a number but names carry the vibe (and the bias).
SAREF-based Ontology for Distributed AI Workflows across the Edge-Fog-Cloud Continuum
One schema to rule the edge-fog-cloud chaos and actually make AI components talk to each other.
The Accuracy-Efficiency Paradox Quantifying Net Energy Loss in on-Device Energy Forecasting
Your energy-saving AI is eating your battery just to calculate how much battery it's saving.
Large Models for Battery Prognostics and Health Management: A Review and Future Roadmap
Transformers are now coming for your battery health before they come for your soul.
The turbulent AI era is here
Bill Gates is back to tell us we're in the 'turbulent era' (aka the end of normal).
Beyond Accuracy: A Dual-Judge Evaluation Protocol for Vision-Language Models in Legally Grounded Tasks
POV: your AI lawyer needs two judges just to tell if it's lying about a stop sign.
AI Will Take White Collar Jobs (soon)
Local man realizes 'AI replacement' is the new 'restructuring' for corporate layoffs.
Better answers, broader thinking: What students gain from ChatGPT and critical-thinking training
It turns out the robot is only as smart as the kid holding the controller.
Universities going forward?
Professors are watching their job security get calculated away in real-time.
Enterprise AI's real risk isn't autonomous agents. It's the complexity between them.
Infinite loops, but make it enterprise grade.
When agents act on their own, governance has to live in the data layer
POV: Your agent accidentally drains the treasury because the prompt said 'be aggressive'.
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