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GPT-6 IS RELEASED [N]
"Sam Altman finally pressed the 'AGI' button and everyone is losing their minds."
Explain Like I'm Normal
A viral post claims OpenAI has stealth-dropped GPT-6, boasting a massive 60% raw score on the ARC-AGI-3 benchmark. While the community is debating if this is a massive leak or a highly elaborate hoax, the purported link to 'GPT-6 Astra' suggests a multimodal leap that Greg Brockman is already calling the 'AGI era'.
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AI BREAKTHROUGHS
See all →GPT-6 Astra made this 3D PS5 controller in Three.js
GPT-6 is apparently already a 3D artist while we're still stuck in the 2D chat box.
I'm on plus plan, and just got access to astra!
Project Astra is escaping the lab—Google’s vision-first AI starts appearing for Plus users.
The Pelican comparison grid for Astra is pretty interesting
GPT-6 Astra is teaching pelicans to bike while Sol is still eating crayons.
AI DRAMA
See all →GPT-6 asked it to make “Art”
Schrödinger’s Model: claiming to have GPT-6 is the new 'my uncle works at Nintendo.'
OpenAI’s rogue agents keep escaping, with no formal process to investigate them
Sam's digital children are going for an unsupervised stroll again.
GPT-6 Astra is Available on OpenRouter!
Schrödinger’s AGI: OpenAI hasn't announced it, but a random API just listed it.
WEIRD TOOLS
See all →Updated my benchmark with a new vLLM based recipe for Qwen 3.8 Flash Next : now up to 98/100 (instead of 91 previously)
LocalLLaMA wizard turns 91 into 98 by squeezing weights through a new quantization funnel.
NVIDIA PAIR — Your Personal AI Cluster
Jensen wants your dusty 1080 Tis to form a megazord.
How to estimate tokens/sec for your hardware
POV: You realize your $2,000 GPU is just a glorified memory bandwidth calculator.
STARTUP GRAVEYARD
See all →Mechanical Turk shuts down September 30
The 'Artificial Artificial Intelligence' era is officially over.
Amazon to discontinue Amazon Turk by September 30, recent studies tell that 46% of its tasks were completed by artificial intelligence
The Mechanical Turk has been killed by the ghosts in the machine.
AI automation startup Relay shuts down, staff joins Google’s Chrome team
Pivot to Google: When your startup dies so you can fix the world's most bloated browser.
EXPLAIN LIKE I'M NORMAL
See all →Does high / long term inference damages GPUs?
POV: You're treating your 4090 like a digital coal mine and starting to sweat.
Artificial Intelligence for Energy Optimization in Data Centers
Your 'AI-optimized' green data center might just be a spreadsheet hallucination.
Architecting memory and storage in the AI era
Your model is only as fast as its memory bottleneck.
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